Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel.
Those three people said that I won a thirty million dollar lottery and then yelled "April Fool".
They sold me a fake lottery ticket with the winning numbers.
They started laughing and said that a person couldn't be any dumber.
For a few minutes, they tricked me into thinking that I was a rich man.
I thought that I could drive a Rolls Royce and throw away my minivan.
When those idiots yelled "April Fool", all hell broke loose.
They thought it was funny and didn't expect such abuse.
I beat the hell out of all three of them and they made loud thuds when they fell.
I'm as poor as I ever was and now I will be spending the next year or two in jail.
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Far away, in deep dark woods
Lives a wilden creature in devil's neighborhood
They say he has murdered people in his cottage
They say he has tortured and turned them into sausage
Deep deep inside the woods
They say lives a beast
He hates all the children and he throws yearly feast
But he invites no human, only Woodley creatures
They say he's good at talking, thus he's them preacher
They say he loves magic, and he hunts beautiful fairies
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Last night, while you were asleep
Watching the debate
I crept with a bottle of candy apple nail polish
And painted yr toenails
I carefully dipped the brush into the bottle
Coating each nail with several coates
When I finished, I capped the bottle
You slept there all night while the polish dried
And when you got in the shower, the next day
You noticed something red
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Last night, while you were asleep
Watching the debate
I crept with a bottle of candy apple nail polish
And painted yr toenails
I carefully dipped the brush into the bottle
Coating each nail with several coates
When I finished, I capped the bottle
You slept there all night while the polish dried
And when you got in the shower, the next day
You noticed something red
......
Far away, in deep dark woods
Lives a wilden creature in devil's neighborhood
They say he has murdered people in his cottage
They say he has tortured and turned them into sausage
Deep deep inside the woods
They say lives a beast
He hates all the children and he throws yearly feast
But he invites no human, only Woodley creatures
They say he's good at talking, thus he's them preacher
They say he loves magic, and he hunts beautiful fairies
......
Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel.
Those three people said that I won a thirty million dollar lottery and then yelled "April Fool".
They sold me a fake lottery ticket with the winning numbers.
They started laughing and said that a person couldn't be any dumber.
For a few minutes, they tricked me into thinking that I was a rich man.
I thought that I could drive a Rolls Royce and throw away my minivan.
When those idiots yelled "April Fool", all hell broke loose.
They thought it was funny and didn't expect such abuse.
I beat the hell out of all three of them and they made loud thuds when they fell.
I'm as poor as I ever was and now I will be spending the next year or two in jail.
......