There once was a king
Who was pretty funny...
He wore whites tights
And was tight with his money...
His scepter was small
But his ego was big...
He wore sparkling clothes
And sometimes a wig...
......
Do you remember the time when that buddy...
Tried to give you their best friend advice...
They said “You don’t really have to do this!”
And you didn’t think they were being very nice...
You thought you had made the right decision...
You would be in love ‘til death do you part’
You thought you had married the perfect girl...
Until on your wedding night, all she did was fart...
......
People fall in love
In many different ways...
We’re in a whole new world
Unlike the old traditional days...
I know it’s hard for you...
To express a true feeling of love...
We were just brought up differently...
When push finally comes to shove...
......
There was a time when I knew your number...
It was memorized in my brain...
We would call on the phone to talk for hours...
And then an hour later we would call each other again...
We loved to hear each other’s voices...
At the other end of the telephone line...
We would talk about what we were doing...
And we would know each other was fine...
......
It’s hard to find the words
To explain the love I have for you...
It’s hard to describe the bond we have
For me, there’s nothing you wouldn’t do...
This true everlasting friendship
Has never been some quid pro quo...
This unconditional brotherly love
Is all we’ve ever had to know...
......
There was a time when I knew your number...
It was memorized in my brain...
We would call on the phone to talk for hours...
And then an hour later we would call each other again...
We loved to hear each other’s voices...
At the other end of the telephone line...
We would talk about what we were doing...
And we would know each other was fine...
......
People fall in love
In many different ways...
We’re in a whole new world
Unlike the old traditional days...
I know it’s hard for you...
To express a true feeling of love...
We were just brought up differently...
When push finally comes to shove...
......
There once was a king
Who was pretty funny...
He wore whites tights
And was tight with his money...
His scepter was small
But his ego was big...
He wore sparkling clothes
And sometimes a wig...
......
It’s hard to find the words
To explain the love I have for you...
It’s hard to describe the bond we have
For me, there’s nothing you wouldn’t do...
This true everlasting friendship
Has never been some quid pro quo...
This unconditional brotherly love
Is all we’ve ever had to know...
......
Do you remember the time when that buddy...
Tried to give you their best friend advice...
They said “You don’t really have to do this!”
And you didn’t think they were being very nice...
You thought you had made the right decision...
You would be in love ‘til death do you part’
You thought you had married the perfect girl...
Until on your wedding night, all she did was fart...
......