Hey I've got a friend
She's two feet tall
But she don't try to con me
She never lies at all
The love she gives to me
The kiss on the cheek its true
Because my little two foot love
I can love no one as I love you
I love to sit you on my lap
You hold my neck and pat my back
Your two foot tall I love you so
Out of my life you'll never go.
Reading this I best explain
You are my flesh and blood
Don't get abused in this world
My darling please be good.
I'll be aroung my love child
I'll be there all my life
I'm sorry things haunt worked out
Your mother can't be my wife.