Silly Poems
The Purple People Eater Cucks You
by Civl 12346
I came out of the sky blacked on alien addy.
Lit up in a tree now I’m flyin’.
Your girl saw me and started shakin’.
Now she moanin’ while her pussy, on my purple people pecker, bouncin’.
“Oooh-eee”,
Looks like you’ve been cucked by a purple people eater to me.
I’m a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater, popping purple people percies.
Had your girl going “boop boop aloopa lop alum bam boom” in the bedroom.
Now she a roadie keeping my guitar in tune.
......
The Silly Hope
by Ehsan Sehgal
She wrote me a letter
She will come tomorrow
It was wonderful
I stayed waiting
Every day I read the letter
I waited for tomorrow
To see and meet
My beloved promised
To come
I was then eighteen
......
Watermelons
by Julia Shaw
Now watermelons are a very fine treat
They're the very best food that I like to eat.
I wonder why we save them for special days
As for watermelons, I would gladly pay.
I'd pay whatever the cost might be
Just to savor the flavor of that wonderful treat
Just thinking of them gives me shivers to my toes
There's nothing else that can even come close.
......
This is She
by Arthur Guiterman
On order that must be obeyed
I sing of a dear little maid;
A mirthfully serious,
Sober, delirious,
Gently imperious
Maid.
And first we'll consider her eyes
(Alike as to color and size):
Her winkable, blinkable,
......
The Purple People Eater Cucks You
by Civl 12346
I came out of the sky blacked on alien addy.
Lit up in a tree now I’m flyin’.
Your girl saw me and started shakin’.
Now she moanin’ while her pussy, on my purple people pecker, bouncin’.
“Oooh-eee”,
Looks like you’ve been cucked by a purple people eater to me.
I’m a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater, popping purple people percies.
Had your girl going “boop boop aloopa lop alum bam boom” in the bedroom.
Now she a roadie keeping my guitar in tune.
......
Watermelons
by Julia Shaw
Now watermelons are a very fine treat
They're the very best food that I like to eat.
I wonder why we save them for special days
As for watermelons, I would gladly pay.
I'd pay whatever the cost might be
Just to savor the flavor of that wonderful treat
Just thinking of them gives me shivers to my toes
There's nothing else that can even come close.
......
The Silly Hope
by Ehsan Sehgal
She wrote me a letter
She will come tomorrow
It was wonderful
I stayed waiting
Every day I read the letter
I waited for tomorrow
To see and meet
My beloved promised
To come
I was then eighteen
......
This is She
by Arthur Guiterman
On order that must be obeyed
I sing of a dear little maid;
A mirthfully serious,
Sober, delirious,
Gently imperious
Maid.
And first we'll consider her eyes
(Alike as to color and size):
Her winkable, blinkable,
......
