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Now they’ve really done it – In Trump’s own words on being impeached
by Dr. Robert Ippaso

They said they would do it
And done it they did,
But little they know
They’ve lifted the lid.

The kettle is boiling,
The heat never more,
I’m ready and waiting
To even the score.


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Another Daring Deed – in Trump’s own words on Soleimani’s death
by Dr. Robert Ippaso

Yes, I’ve done it once again
Removed a seeping cancerous pain,
Soleimani’s dead and gone,
The devil’s agent, the Ayatollah’s pawn.

Long the source of all things bad,
Few if any should feel sad,
If his passing caused a stir
His gruesome end aimed to deter.


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I'm so over this Kurdish thing - in Trump's own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso

In my infinite wisdom
I tell you this thing,
In this here my kingdom
Will the pendulum swing;

One minute the Kurds
So cute in their garb,
The other the Turks
With their venomous barb.


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So you want to mess with me - In Trump's own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso

God what a mess,
My head is spinning,
Each day more stress,
Am I still winning?

Wall street crashing,
The economy near stall,
The media’s constant bashing,
Pelosi’s new curve ball.


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I love Rocky Road, a song parody
by Stephanie Williams

I saw it sitting there in the Dairy Queen
I knew it must be just all for me
The urge was feeling strong, needin' my favorite cone
And I just hoped it wouldn't be long til it was with me
Yeah with me
And I just hoped it wouldn't be long till it was with me
Yeah with me

Thinkin' I love Rocky Road
So put another scoop into my cone baby


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Yes I'm a Billionaire - in Trumps own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso

They say I inflated
It's they that conflated
Political lies with their version of facts.

The mess they created
Will long be debated
Another attempt to silence and styme.

As often I've stated
Which leaves them frustrated


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Why I’m ‘Biding’ my time – in Trump’s own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso

You may well ask where am I,
Am I engaged or fully checked out,
Take a seat, happy to clarify,
Placate your mind, dispel any doubt.

I'm Biding my time and that's not a joke,
Giving the old guy time to implode,
He's senile and tired, befuddled and woke,
Any wires remaining will for sure overload.


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You really think I'm done - in Trump's own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso

Impeached, indicted, discredited, expunged,
Forsaken and little short of being hanged,
Does the punishment truly fit the crime,
Inciting sedition and for that I need do time?

Are they crazy or simply deaf,
Do they think I work for UNICEF,,
A do-gooder, a kind hearted soul,
The kind of man to pigeonhole?


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A moment of introspection - in Trump's own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso

This time I blew it, I really blew it
First lost us the House, now the Senate’s gone too,
I'm caught in a spiral, that I'll admit,
Not sure where to turn, not sure what to do.

I'm convinced I was cheated,
The election was mine,
I was sorely mistreated
They'll see that in time.


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I won't be forgot. In Trump's own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso

One last time
The stage is mine
The Media's stunned
That deal now canned.

What were they thinking
With clearly no inkling
I'd throw in a wrench
And create such a stench.


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