Parody Poems
The Man of the Hour - in Trump's own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso
I'm restless and bored
Concerned not a bit,
We're winning this war
This virus we'll lick.
Enough with the drama
The bad news and all,
Doomsters and Experts
Making us stall.
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I’ll Sting like a Bee – In Trump’s own words about Biden
by Dr. Robert Ippaso
Mumbling, rambling, wizened and old
This sorry old man leaves me angry and cold.
How such a fool made it this far
Must be the luck of some weird Irish star.
Now I'm expected to play fair and smile,
But against this buffoon that really does rile
Each bone in my body from morning to night,
With his cocky demeanor and memory plight.
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I love Rocky Road, a song parody
by Stephanie Williams
I saw it sitting there in the Dairy Queen
I knew it must be just all for me
The urge was feeling strong, needin' my favorite cone
And I just hoped it wouldn't be long til it was with me
Yeah with me
And I just hoped it wouldn't be long till it was with me
Yeah with me
Thinkin' I love Rocky Road
So put another scoop into my cone baby
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The People's Champion - in Trump's own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso
I get it
I finally get it
It took a while
But now I'm showing my style.
To every home
With somber tone
My daily briefings
Broadcast my teachings;
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I won't be forgot. In Trump's own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso
One last time
The stage is mine
The Media's stunned
That deal now canned.
What were they thinking
With clearly no inkling
I'd throw in a wrench
And create such a stench.
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Yes I'm a Billionaire - in Trumps own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso
They say I inflated
It's they that conflated
Political lies with their version of facts.
The mess they created
Will long be debated
Another attempt to silence and styme.
As often I've stated
Which leaves them frustrated
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Why I’m ‘Biding’ my time – in Trump’s own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso
You may well ask where am I,
Am I engaged or fully checked out,
Take a seat, happy to clarify,
Placate your mind, dispel any doubt.
I'm Biding my time and that's not a joke,
Giving the old guy time to implode,
He's senile and tired, befuddled and woke,
Any wires remaining will for sure overload.
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You really think I'm done - in Trump's own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso
Impeached, indicted, discredited, expunged,
Forsaken and little short of being hanged,
Does the punishment truly fit the crime,
Inciting sedition and for that I need do time?
Are they crazy or simply deaf,
Do they think I work for UNICEF,,
A do-gooder, a kind hearted soul,
The kind of man to pigeonhole?
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A moment of introspection - in Trump's own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso
This time I blew it, I really blew it
First lost us the House, now the Senate’s gone too,
I'm caught in a spiral, that I'll admit,
Not sure where to turn, not sure what to do.
I'm convinced I was cheated,
The election was mine,
I was sorely mistreated
They'll see that in time.
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I won't be forgot. In Trump's own words
by Dr. Robert Ippaso
One last time
The stage is mine
The Media's stunned
That deal now canned.
What were they thinking
With clearly no inkling
I'd throw in a wrench
And create such a stench.
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