Taken from the headlines Poems
Popular Taken from the headlines Poems
A true Story
by Morton Litwack
The Fart from his Tush
Seemed to come from the Bush
Where the suspect decided to Lay
It was resoundingly Loud
And attracted a Crowd
Of Policemen in Hazmats,
Nose plugs and Gas Masks
And they hauled the poor man away
Recent Taken from the headlines Poems
A true Story
by Morton Litwack
The Fart from his Tush
Seemed to come from the Bush
Where the suspect decided to Lay
It was resoundingly Loud
And attracted a Crowd
Of Policemen in Hazmats,
Nose plugs and Gas Masks
And they hauled the poor man away
