Girlfriend Poems
Testosterone
by Bogdan Dragos
she doesn’t let me drink
and insists
that I listen to her
insists with
a viciousness
“It’s because you work night shifts,”
she says.
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With a Little Bit of Sass
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
She’s a big city girl
with a little bit of country…
She’s a very funny girl
with a little bit of sass…
Sometimes she’s really sensitive
with a tear drop in her eye…
But she’s a proper girl
whose likes to smoke a little grass…
She’s got great taste in music
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Ashes To Ashes
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
I love my Jewish girlfriend
And the similarities of our beliefs...
While we are both spiritual by nature
We know Jesus didn’t wear briefs...
We sometimes disagree on principle
But the basics we believe to be true...
The Golden Rule is the best of all:
Treat others as you want them to treat you...
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My Girlfriend and Me
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
Why can’t we simply accept
the way things are...
Push aside all our worries
and enjoy a good cigar...
When you can take time off
to finally enjoy your life...
When you’re with your sweet girl
and not your ex-wife!
......
I Love You True
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
I love our walks...
I love our talks...
I love our embrace...
I love your face...
I love our corner
Where we kiss at night...
I love the sound you make
When I hold you tight...
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The Rules
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
If you want to meet the girl…
Don’t just stand there and gawk…
You have to learn to talk the talk…
Or you have to walk the walk…
If you dance to the music…
You have to pay the piper…
If you disrespect a farmer’s daughter…
He might sting you like a viper…
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A Whole New Plan
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
She awoke early one morning
To find herself alone in their bed...
She had gotten into another fight
With her boyfriend last night...
Over problems that were all in her head...
She looked in every room
Searching for her long lost lover...
They hadn’t really spoken in days
Her mind often away in a haze...
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My Girlfriend and Me
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
Why can’t we simply accept
the way things are...
Push aside all our worries
and enjoy a good cigar...
When you can take time off
to finally enjoy your life...
When you’re with your sweet girl
and not your ex-wife!
......
Ashes To Ashes
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
I love my Jewish girlfriend
And the similarities of our beliefs...
While we are both spiritual by nature
We know Jesus didn’t wear briefs...
We sometimes disagree on principle
But the basics we believe to be true...
The Golden Rule is the best of all:
Treat others as you want them to treat you...
......
Senior Love: A New Chance At Romance
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
I know what it means to fall in love...
To receive a gift from the heavens above...
I’m tired of living in a world of strife...
I love you, sweetie, will you be in my life...
Since we met, I’ve felt totally strange...
It’s a wonderful feeling, of positive change...
My every thought is of you, my warming, cozy flame...
When I’m alone with you, I feel we’re one and the same...
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