she doesn’t let me drink
and insists
that I listen to her
insists with
a viciousness
“It’s because you work night shifts,”
she says.
......
She’s a big city girl
with a little bit of country…
She’s a very funny girl
with a little bit of sass…
Sometimes she’s really sensitive
with a tear drop in her eye…
But she’s a proper girl
whose likes to smoke a little grass…
She’s got great taste in music
......
I love my Jewish girlfriend
And the similarities of our beliefs...
While we are both spiritual by nature
We know Jesus didn’t wear briefs...
We sometimes disagree on principle
But the basics we believe to be true...
The Golden Rule is the best of all:
Treat others as you want them to treat you...
......
Why can’t we simply accept
the way things are...
Push aside all our worries
and enjoy a good cigar...
When you can take time off
to finally enjoy your life...
When you’re with your sweet girl
and not your ex-wife!
......
I love our walks...
I love our talks...
I love our embrace...
I love your face...
I love our corner
Where we kiss at night...
I love the sound you make
When I hold you tight...
......
If you want to meet the girl…
Don’t just stand there and gawk…
You have to learn to talk the talk…
Or you have to walk the walk…
If you dance to the music…
You have to pay the piper…
If you disrespect a farmer’s daughter…
He might sting you like a viper…
......
She awoke early one morning
To find herself alone in their bed...
She had gotten into another fight
With her boyfriend last night...
Over problems that were all in her head...
She looked in every room
Searching for her long lost lover...
They hadn’t really spoken in days
Her mind often away in a haze...
......
Why can’t we simply accept
the way things are...
Push aside all our worries
and enjoy a good cigar...
When you can take time off
to finally enjoy your life...
When you’re with your sweet girl
and not your ex-wife!
......
I love my Jewish girlfriend
And the similarities of our beliefs...
While we are both spiritual by nature
We know Jesus didn’t wear briefs...
We sometimes disagree on principle
But the basics we believe to be true...
The Golden Rule is the best of all:
Treat others as you want them to treat you...
......
I know what it means to fall in love...
To receive a gift from the heavens above...
I’m tired of living in a world of strife...
I love you, sweetie, will you be in my life...
Since we met, I’ve felt totally strange...
It’s a wonderful feeling, of positive change...
My every thought is of you, my warming, cozy flame...
When I’m alone with you, I feel we’re one and the same...
......