the colonel’s secret recipe was never chicken.
it was the algorithm that flattened all birds into golden rectangles.
we worship the holy trinity:
franchise, freeze-dried, forever,
and happy ever after.
the slaughterhouse is a nasdaq-listed temple.
even the soy patty dreams of being absorbed.
you are not a consumer but a numbered chew toy,
your teeth gnashing pink paste labeled "100% real."
......
the colonel’s secret recipe was never chicken.
it was the algorithm that flattened all birds into golden rectangles.
we worship the holy trinity:
franchise, freeze-dried, forever,
and happy ever after.
the slaughterhouse is a nasdaq-listed temple.
even the soy patty dreams of being absorbed.
you are not a consumer but a numbered chew toy,
your teeth gnashing pink paste labeled "100% real."
......