the colonel’s secret recipe was never chicken.
it was the algorithm that flattened all birds into golden rectangles.
we worship the holy trinity:
franchise, freeze-dried, forever,
and happy ever after.
the slaughterhouse is a nasdaq-listed temple.
even the soy patty dreams of being absorbed.
you are not a consumer but a numbered chew toy,
your teeth gnashing pink paste labeled "100% real."
......
Chicken or egg - what came first?
Can't find an answer that will quench my thirst.
“Of course,” said the chicken, “it was me.
Without me, how could the egg ever be?”
This question goes round, and round and round,
But to most, the answer is never found!
For without the chicken can an egg be laid?
“And how could there be a chicken without me?” the egg said.
This question was asked but found no answer for years…
......
tiktok? pfah!
i’m a youtube plumber,
i fix leaky brains
with wrenches made of silence.
you?
maybe!
a blind watchmaker
who tripped over truth
and now won’t stop yelling about it.
......
tiktok? pfah!
i’m a youtube plumber,
i fix leaky brains
with wrenches made of silence.
you?
maybe!
a blind watchmaker
who tripped over truth
and now won’t stop yelling about it.
......
the colonel’s secret recipe was never chicken.
it was the algorithm that flattened all birds into golden rectangles.
we worship the holy trinity:
franchise, freeze-dried, forever,
and happy ever after.
the slaughterhouse is a nasdaq-listed temple.
even the soy patty dreams of being absorbed.
you are not a consumer but a numbered chew toy,
your teeth gnashing pink paste labeled "100% real."
......
Chicken or egg - what came first?
Can't find an answer that will quench my thirst.
“Of course,” said the chicken, “it was me.
Without me, how could the egg ever be?”
This question goes round, and round and round,
But to most, the answer is never found!
For without the chicken can an egg be laid?
“And how could there be a chicken without me?” the egg said.
This question was asked but found no answer for years…
......