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Randy Johnson

• Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper
• Norman Part 3
• Nothing But Glass
• Nothing Can Bring Them Back
• Now He Has Breasts
• Obama
• Obama 'Revised Edition'
• Obama Can Do It!
• Obama Did It!
• Obama Is The Man
• Obama Loves America
• Old Women Make Me Horny
• Old Women Make Me Horny Part 2
• On The Run
• One Giant Leap For Black People
• One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet
• One Small Step and One Giant Leap
• Only A Monster Could Do That
• Our Son
• Our Vows Meant Nothing To Her
• P.O.W.
• Padded Bra
• Paddling Bully
• Pancakes
• Pat Hingle
• Paul Benedict
• Pennsylvania's Voting Day
• Penny And Brain
• Penny In The Fusebox
• Pepe Le Pew Raped My Cat
• Perseverance
• Perverts
• Philanthropist
• Picking Up Women
• Please Feed My Daughter
• Please Forgive Me, God
• Poor Precious
• Pregnant
• Prince
• Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob
• Puppy The Chihuahua
• Put On A Damn Blouse!
• Quintuplets
• R U Thankful?
• Racist
• Racist On Election Day
• Racist People Are Going To Vote For Obama
• Rain & Thunderstorms
• Rebecca Schaeffer
• Records