Acronyms
Verbiage reduction and word-count trim
Are achieved through use of the acronym.
But please, O author of technical prose,
The knowledge of readers do not suppose;
So we can know what it's all about,
The first time you use it, please spell it out.
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Germs Beware!
In my fight against disease, I am a constant winner;
I wash my hands before trips to the bathroom,
And always after breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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Poetic Justice
“How do you plead”, the justice read;
“Not Guilty,” the defendant said.
The judge smiled, and with elocution
Set the date for the execution.
“Not enough,” the plaintiff said,
“I want to see that fellow dead!”