Jeffrey Pipes Guice

New Orleans
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Ray’s Favorite Bitch

My name is Daniel…
I’m a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel…
My friend’s name is Ray…
He wants to hump me all day…

Ray’s a frisky young pup…
Seems constantly boned up…
While we are indeed good friends…
I’m not sure what he intends…

Since we’re both very British…
When Ray is near I feel skittish…
He always says he’s just playing…
But on my backside he keeps spraying…

I tried to fight off his advances…
He kept asking for more chances…
So at the end of the day…
I simply let Ray have his way…

I guess it’s not all that wrong…
For me to simply play along…
So after a year and a snitch…
I’ve become Ray’s favorite bitch…

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