When my chips are down
And I’m feeling blue...
My car has a flat
And da rent is past due...

My wife just left me
And she took my dog...
My thoughts are all confused
Cuz my head’s in a fog...

While I won’t be lonely
Cuz I know plenty of gals...
But all I really need
Is a snowball from Sal’s...

A snowball from Sal’s...
A snowball from Sal’s...
All I really need
Is a snowball from Sal’s...

When da fish aren’t bitin’
But da mosquitoes are...
I forgot to pay my tickets
and dey just towed my car...

My kids don’t call me
Unless dey want money...
I enjoy writin’ poems
But no one really thinks dere funny...

While I won’t be alone
Cuz I got plenty of pals...
But all I really need
Is a snowball from Sal’s...

A snowball from Sal’s...
A snowball from Sal’s...
All I really need
Is a snowball from Sal’s...

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