I bought a pair of X-Ray vision glasses.
I could see women's breasts and asses.
I was surprised to learn that the X-Ray vision glasses really worked.
A woman got even when she learned that I was acting like a jerk.

She set fire to my X-Ray vision glasses and I cussed and hollered.
She destroyed my glasses that cost four hundred dollars.
I was angry and I told her that she looked like a chimp.
She attacked me and now I walk with a limp.

I told her that she had big warts on her ugly face.
She reached into her purse and pulled out a can of mace.
After spraying me in the eyes, it took two hours for me to be able to see.
Don't but X-Ray vision glasses or you may end up like me.