Randy Johnson

August 20, 1971 - Tennessee
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These Damn Laxatives

These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.
I can't take a dump no matter how hard I try and I don't know what else to do.
I just learned something and I'm so embarrassed.
These laxatives are suppositories that are supposed to go up my ass.
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