Some people wonder if Jesus got married and had kids.
Well I'm telling you that he most certainly did.
He had two handsome sons and a beautiful daughter.
Jesus taught all three of them how to walk on water.
They developed the same powers that their father had.
Jesus was a loving husband and a wonderful dad.
Now Jesus and his family are in Heaven way above the clouds.
God loves Jesus and his family and they make him very proud.

(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM. IF SOME PEOPLE FIND THIS POEM OFFENSIVE, I APOLOGIZE.)