A man couldn't get a date so he decided to use his vacuum cleaner.
But there was a power surge and it pulled off his wiener.
He was bleeding and he knew that he had to find his wiener fast.
But he couldn't find it until he used a magnifying glass.
He went to a doctor and she sewed it back on.
She said she had the hots for him until she saw that his wiener is less than half an inch long.