(This is a fictional poem)

When I went to Buckingham palace last month, I got in a bind.
I accidentally saw the queen naked and it caused me to go blind.
It was awful to see those sagging boobies and that wrinkled butt.
It was so disgusting that I puked out my guts.
It was disturbing to see all of that wrinkled skin.
I don't think I'll ever be invited to Buckingham palace again.