i've said it before and i'll say it again:
let them have their nukes -
let them stash them in concrete bunkers
unable to somehow use them -
by god: nuclear war would be
so economic -
a nuke = 20 tanks, 1000 rifles,
100,000,000 bullets -
or some rough estimate akin to this...
and hardly a black market
for nukes - the president with
his whittle red button -
so... no joy no black market for
the likes of efraim diveroli or
david packouz...
just saying... because what i have
is more than a nuke...
i have such an arsenal of spices...
it would make smuggling
cocaine / heroin so much easier -
i doubt a sniffer dog could
sniff his way past a recipe i've
perfected for a garam masala...
hide your nukes...
i have an arsenal of spices that
would probably make you
a successful cocaine smuggler...
i very much doubt a sniffer dog
could sniff past this palette of scents...
4 teaspoons of turmeric (halkund)
1/2 a nutmeg (jaiphal)
1 tablespoon of asafetida (hing)
3 cinnamon sticks (daalchini)
1 1/2 tablespoons of cloves (lavang)
1 tablespoon of black cumin seeds (shah jeera)
1/2 tablespoon of cumin seeds (jeera)
4 to 5 black cardamoms (bad velchi)
1 tablespoon of cardamom (velchi)
1 tablespoon of fennel seeds (bandishep)
1 1/2 tablespoon of black pepper (mire)
4 to 5 star anise (badyan)
4 bay leaves (tamal patra)
1 tablespoon of coriander seeds (dhane)
1/2 to 3/4 tablespoon of fenugreek seeds (methya)
10 dried red chillies (mirchi)...
i'll admit... the only things missing
were... the kalpasi (dagadphool stone flower)...
mace (jaipatri) and the poppy seeds (khuskhus)...
which is strange for this home
to be without poppy seeds...
given a poppy seed cake is sometimes
made (makowiec)...
mind you... i was joking about how
this garam masala recipe could be used
to smuggle cocaine... like i'd know...
well... if were going to smuggle heroin...
you really wouldn't want poppy seeds
to begin with...
let them have their nukes...
i have an arsenal of spices...
and no one does spices as well as
the Blue Indians of the Raj -
i'll throw a black cardamom grenade
at them!
i'll throw chilly powder in their eyes!
i'll shove a ball of cinnamon
into their mouths!
then i'll make them eat some fenugreek
and bay leaves!
let them have their nukes.