Matthew Conrad

May 15, 1986 - Ostrowiec Świętokrzyski

confusion surrounding islam and homosexuality ex Birmingham

let's talk, but then again let's not talk...
the pathos invested in, in in in...
when young Vlad the
too become voivode of wallchalia...
was sent into the ottoman empire...
for correcting his blinking
nerveous reaction for every time
he was buggered...
islam's relationship with homosexuality...
a pretty flimsy "controversy"...
by god... poor Vlad must have been
so fucked in the ass...
his experienced a prophetic vision!
see that i might witness
a forest of pines...
whereby the pines live in agony
for 5 days... with a sharp prick
of termite infested wood be shoved
ass first, and given enough fat:
mouth second - upon "rejection"...
the ottoman turks -
the crown jewel of the islamic world
for all their nibbling via
having conquered the balkans...
ergo came vlad with his own
rhetorical "question" whether buggery
was seen as normal or not...
he said: let's... let's shove
a few wooden pikes up those asses...
perhaps! perhaps they'll squel with
an agonising pleasure! perhaps...
they won't... but we'll never be quiet sure...
unless we have a forest full of them!
islam and homosexuality...
how the fuck did william burroughs
write his Naked Lunch?
he wouldn't have written it in puritanical
h'america... it clearly reads...

Tangier, 1959...
oh right right... that city is in... Morocco!
coco mochito oh oh...
homoerotic literature... at its best...
james joyce is pale by comparison...
daddy long legs william borrow us a a burroughs
clings the tip...
the top? the flimsy foreskin top?
well... you only know the benefits
of 'aving 'un... when you... 'ave 'un...
all the world of moustache and no...
"collar" will not 'elp...

islam and homosexuality...
like what happened to poor vlad
after the ottoman buggery?
after william burroughs in tangier?
after... and even if the caliph had a harem...
and the stamina of a horse bred for
racing... how do you think
the harem entertained itself?
via homosexual acts or via
tools, excavated to please the 2nd
rate concubines...

if there's a solomon to speak of...
there's a queen of sheba...
if there's a King Mongkut of Siam...
there's an Anna Leonowens...
islam is as buggery riddled as the rest
of the mediterranean cultures...
the islamic world loves to boast
about this event...
who were the first to defeat
the mongolian horde?
the egyptian mamluks...
and who were the mamluks?!
joint question: who were the ottoman
janissaries? two birds, one stone...
most probably european slaves...
raised with acute consideration
for orthodox rule of islam...
Stephen of Cloyes led the childrens' crusade...
not many children made it...
most were captured and sold
into slavery... some would have become
worthy to state their cause
as a mamluk... or...
a balkan janissary conscript...
islam... and homosexuality...
let's face it...
even i'm not sure what transphobia
implies...
if i can be lied to: effectively...
if a trans- reality can become my reality...
fair enough! a magic trick done well...
but if you rape my eyes
with the sort of bollocks...
associated with the now infamous
global scandal of jessica yaniv?
like vlad... i'd reply...
thank, but no thank you...
if vlad didn't like to be raped
via his ass...
me? i don't like being raped
via my eyes!
and i hope a groaning forest
of pines is the least you'll imagine...
before before you travel back
in time and take wine and game
with poor vlad of wallachia...
me? i simply hate a culture of capitulation...
i'm currently living in a society
that behaves like the next
neville chamberlain...
waving a piece of paper of
the munich accord like it was
more than... a decent, soft,
square of toilet paper would ever
do the same justice to an anus!
culture of capitulation...

i don't mind trans... i do mind not being
fooled by a thai surprise...
i checked it out...
out of the blue took a bisexual thai GIRL
home with me from the park,
beer, jazz...
i actually didn't know whether she was
or wasn't a girl...
sports bra... pixie short crop of hair...
she wasn't trying... i wasn't asking...
i didn't know until i put my hand
into her nickers...
that's a proper thai surprise...
you don't know when it's already too late...
and if he she she he was
a he she and not a she he?
i guess getting a blowjob from
a man pretending to be a woman
would be a first...
would i retract my original stupified
arousal? that would be harsh...
i tried jerking off a limp dick once...
i think i would have managed
a cock beneath the oyster marriage
of lips and the slithering eel to
do one more gratification before
i would have sentenced myself
to something akin to sleep...
trans works...
but only if you can be fooled...
transgender = Loki in norse mythology...
but not...
when it's not done properly...

blaire white...
see?! i still don't know!
transgender i can accept...
when it's done to perfection...
like a magic trick...
no one can pull it off...
not just anyone...
i still don't understand
why i would have to cover my eyes
in a wording, a metaphor,
when the word does not translate into an image...
the image... cannot exactly lie
for the x-ray nature of the word...

if a 6ft2 bearded man with long hair
suddenly tells you:
i'm a woman, i'm a 6 year old girl... etc...
but if a 5ft4... all the benefits of
a beauty treatment with long hair,
breast implants etc. tells you:
i'm a woman...
what sort of highlander would
check under another man's kilt for
proof?! the iron curtain, the silicon curtain,
the fucking gauged eyes curtain,
the niqab curtain...
do i look like a fucking tailor for a wedding
day sari or something?

and the current mainstream narrative?
well... what should have began with Mrs. Doubtfire...
i mean... no one expects me to have
a discussion about the physical reality
using metaphysical arguments, do they?
so why not the base tester: the thai surprise?

if i am unconsciously drawn to a chiral
embodiment of an opposite of me...
i shouldn't be treated in the way that
would force my conscious awareness to agree
to the other's propositions -
verbiage - i know -
but how else to "un-complicate"
this spaghetti monster?!

it's like that analogy to the magic trick
in the sixth sense...
i put a penny in my right hand...
i shake it... it travel to my left hand...
i don't show you my left hand with the penny...
or my right hand with the missing penny...
i then shake my left hand...
so that the penny travels back into
my right hand... and i open my right hand
and the penny "magically" did a
transverse from my right to my left
from my left to my right hand...

huh?!
how is that going to work?

how is the transgender movement...
not, not aggregated into the community of
magicians?
that's a pretty hefty magic trick you're
talking about: to fool a heterosexual
man to "think" a man is a woman,
without having to look under the blimmin'
kilt! let alone "discuss" this matter
further, contemplating all the cul de sacs
of: what used to be known
as the east germany olympic scandal...

this shit isn't new...
Andreas Krieger as Heidi Krieger...
who's looking "bewildered" right now?
either i have been born: "back in time"...
or my chronic insomnia has proved that...
whether awake or asleep...
most people are either daydreaming
or walking in their sleep...
perhaps consciousness should
be... recategorized as: somnia for most
people... after all...
the routines society provides them with
fits the bill...
even eggs for breakfast
works as a solid starter...
imagine feeding people curry for breakfast?!

if "they" can "honestly" treat a jessica yaniv
as a transgender exemplar...
but never bothered to experiece
what a thai surprise feels like...
sure... my luck... she was honestly
a thai bisexual FEM-et-al...

gamble? gamble this...
so... to reiterate let's begin, once more...
islam, does have a sketchy relationship
with homosexuality...
i can't imagine a society with its prime
foundation as that of polygamy...
no no, oh no... the wives don't end
up fiddling each other with or without
"additional" toys when the silverback
is away... what once might have required
an eunuch... a castrato...
a man with no balls...
now? simply requires a... dildo...
a phallus with neither balls nor torso...
or legs... or arms... head... etc.,
ha ha... etc.,

before you learn to have a tongue...
you must first bite a serpent...
mind you... tree. serpent...
why do almost all trees become
to be governed by the shape: Y?
when they split at the trunk?
orthodox christianity went... that way...
catholic christianity went: the "other" way...
except the pines, and the birches...
but even with birch trees:
perhaps the trunk remains intact...
but the branches of these trees later
resemble what the serpent fed them...
its tongue: which is also split upon
the tetragrammaton crux of Y(od)...

i didn't convert to judaism -
not as a religion -
uncircumcised: no chance...
i just naturally gravitated toward
the thinking that came to support it...
well... with the 1945 revelation
of the nag hammadi library
(a christian affair)...
and no... the mainstream will try
to sell you the dead sea scrolls...
that affair... concerns the jews, exclusively...
relating to the tragedy of Isaiah...
it has nothing to do with christianity...
you'll have to look at the nag hammadi
library for starters...

must i always have to reiterate?
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