help mrs. muse is gone and my mind is shooting blanks
my friend called inspiration is trying to walk the plank

motivation just married mr lazy
and confidence started acting really crazy

cousin common sense is on vacation out of town
and aunt intelligence is nowhere to be found

uncle rational is at the casino gambling his life away
and my best friend happiness never wants to stay

my neighbor opportunity doesnt knock on my door anymore
and my girlfriend love is really just a whore

my partner pride is always full of himself
and sister sympathy is busy with someone else

grandpa wisdom is smart enough not to say a word
and grandma compassion is seen but never heard

the only friends that ever come to town
is anger and disgust and they always hang around

my high school sweat heart infatuation doesnt really call
and my childhood friend imagination doesnt exist at all