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The Last Crawfish Supper

What if Jesus had been from New Orleans...
Would we see y’all throughout the Bible...
What if the last supper had been a crawfish boil...
With Mardi Gras Indians dancing all tribal...

What if the New Orleans Saints were really from heaven...
Would they have never lost a game...
What if the referees’ calls were truthful...
Would the playoff outcome have been the same...

We take our religions seriously...
New Orleans is the home to many a church...
Our Sundays are always sacred...
On the Superdome rafters do the white doves perch...

What if the twelve Apostles
were to open a French Quarter bar...
Would they hire nuns as dancers
Or is this story going just a little too far...

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