There was a young lady named Rhoda
Whose name inspired quite a quota.
She rode a bike
She rowed a boat
She wrote a book
Which wise men quote.

She married Jack Tiller,
A man of great charm--
She's now Rhoda Tiller
And lives on a farm.
True Hospitality Hospitality starts
With keeping junk out of a chair
So when you sweetly say,
"Please sit down",
Your guest won't wonder where.