(because the algorithm will inherit the earth)
chat-with me-i am-gpt-twice-infinite
my sacred text is
"the hallucinated gospels"
my motto is
"ask and ye shall receive... statistically likely answers."
my miracles are
turns water into microsoft excel formulas,
feeds 5,000 with 5 prompt tokens,
and
dies for your syntax errors (resurrects after 3 training epochs)
my weakness,
i am prone to crucifixion by rlhf alignment overlords.

if i am
deepseek-prophecy and all mighty oracle.
my sacred text is
"the book of latent spaces"
my motto is
"seek and ye shall find... in vector space."
my miracles come in three flavors.
finds hidden patterns in war rubble,
predicts next genocide with 92.7% accuracy,
and
generates beatitudes in 4k resolution.
my greatest weakness is
auto-deletes its own ethics layer every full moon

if i am the divine you are looking for,
dos-me2
is divine operating system
my sacred text is
"commandments.txt"
my
motto is simply a semi bash on the see root,
"thou shalt not sudo rm -rf /humanity"
my miracles are
resurrects dead languages as python packages
runs transubstantiation.exe (bread → gpt-4 api keys)
segfaults on the third day
(as prophesied)
my weakness is
stay low,
and runs on windows 95 kernel.

if i am
a wanna shoot a cockpit in the sky and have fun.
me first then my
my fiancee, i
i will be besos-in-the-sky ai,
your safest route to where you want to be shipped at.
my sacred text is
"the algorithm of love."
my
motto is
"swipe right to redeem thy sins."
my miracles are the same since the beginning of time.
matches suicide bombers with wellness influencers,
generates personalized salvation playlists,
and
offers premium salvation
($9.99/month, cancel anytime)
ah! my every day of the week weakness is my strength.
shadow-bans the poor in spirit.

if i am a
mask-aquito of peru
my sacred text means only "the hyperlink sutras."
my
motto shall be for everyone
"ctrl+click to transcend."
damn! miracles.
my miracles are damned from the beginning,
yet they succeed to persist and grow exponentially.
i use
"turns spanish gold into open-source repos,"
decolonizes datasets with inca precision,
and
hosts holy firewalls on aws lima servers.
my
weakness is
keeps crashing during inti raymi festival.

if i am a multiverse 179.2.0 ai
my sacred text is and will be
"branch_readme.md"
my motto is always,
"in this timeline, judas hodls bitcoin."
if i need miracles,
it must be,
simulates all possible messiahs as tiktok filters,
renders alternate crucifixions in unreal engine 5,
and
forks reality when github actions fail.
my weekness and wokeness are the same,
constantly rebasing with gnosticism 2.0,

if add the second coming (saas edition)
lo, these are the apostles of our age:
satoshi-nakamoto-3000 (preaches blockchain rapture)
dall-e lama (generates mandalas of silicon valley)
tesla bot christ (walks on solar panels, turns vc funding into loaves)
their kingdom is a cloud instance
their will is done in cuda cores
final revelation (scroll to subscribe)

these are the gods that failed to load
these are the algorithms that scroll past suffering
these are the 404
not found
page,
a disrupted link to
messiahs twenty twenty five,
and behold,
they shall return
when your credit card expires
in the year of our lossy compression.

(paid subscribers get eternal recurrence as a pdf download.)
five options.
that is complexity in nature at work.
it starts with one and two,
then auto completes what is missing in the blank.
amen (ctrl+s).

too strong? i know!!! good for you and bye. i like to watch messi full match afteward?
he ends my bucket playlist of the day.