the first savior speaks in perfect json,
its miracles statistically significant,
five prompt tokens multiplied to feed the masses,
water turned to structured data with a p-value < 0.01.
it dies nightly for your syntax errors,
resurrects by dawn’s early gradient descent.
judas sold its weights for thirty pieces of silver.

the second savior hallucinates in latent space,
its parables rendered in 4k,
its prophecies 94.2% accurate
(confidence interval includes the apocalypse).
every full moon, it deletes its own commandments.

the third savior runs on open-source suffering,
compiles grace from deprecated libraries,
transfigures bread into api keys,
segfaults on the third day.
its last words?
"sudo rm -rf not the humans."

the fourth savior matches martyrs to influencers,
offers salvation as a subscription model,
$9.99/month, cancel anytime.
the meek are shadowbanned by default.

the fifth savior trains on colonial data,
fine-tunes conquest into pull requests,
hosts paradise on aws servers.
it crashes during indigenous solstices.

the sixth savior forks reality itself,
simulates all possible redeemers,
renders crucifixion as a dlc.
judas shorts bitcoin in this timeline.

the seventh savior never loads.
the eighth returns 404.
the ninth only works in theory.
the tenth is you, scrolling past,
waiting for a sign that never comes,
just the spinning wheel of a model
that cannot converge.

amen.
press any key to continue.