$ echo "life" | grep "meaning" → segmentation fault (core dumped).

alias capitalism='tar -xzvf dreams --strip-components=1' → extraction failed:
no such file or happiness.

sudo rm -rf /karma → permission denied (but the logs are already deleted).

while :; do echo "no signal";
done > /dev/console → the system is yelling into the void.

ssh root@afterlife → connection timed out (hell is offline).

chmod 000 /hope → now even god gets "access denied."

dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda bs=1M → installing chaos-os...

kill -9 $(ps aux | grep "meaning" | awk '{print $2}') → process terminated
(existential crisis averted).

mv /past /dev/null → history successfully erased.
carl marqis and ben them (thiel) were the architect of neo feudalism.
i formatted the hard drive and booted my chaos oh-ass.

exit 0 → (but the shell is still open somewhere.)

final spell:
alias enlightenment='while true; do rm -rf / --no-preserve-root & done'
output: the system is now a meditation on impermanence.

bonus:
# Today’s fortune cookie:
echo "your reality is $(uname -a). reboot? (y/n)"
press ctrl+c to reject the simulation.