this is
the unofficial and unsanctioned user manual.
i am not responsible
for
your operating system 's mal functions
or your cpu heat sink heat behavior.

god is the best os we’ve got,
i mean for the collective to remain collective
and as strong force for the workforce in particular.
(in english os means operating system, in french it means a dry bone.)
the original user manual is lost.
god's angels keep force-updating it
into,
adwares, something like prayer(tm) subscriptions.
spywares in the form of sin-tracking cookies.
bloatware, as simple as
5000-page holy tax codes,
but,
it may make you great again.

hell isn’t a place.
It’s your soul
stuck buffering
on the angel’s shitty wi-fi.

first,
installation warning.
original source code corrupted
by cosmic bit rot.
dev team
(in our case,)
the angels insists
this is a feature, not a bug.

secondly,
new salvation's subscription model
is a bucket
that comes with three dry bones:
free trial is three lifetimes;
if you want more,
we give you
(and this is a limited time offer)
a cat with seven lives pay and move on
to your next life.
auto-renews is an eternity plus plus.
you can cancel anytime,
try to avoid
the void, where divine justice applies.
if you love voids avoid anything i said.
cause, this is a user manual,
you have to put your hand on.
it helps sometime.
you know?
trouble trouble
and shooting time.
remember, shooting time is
technically similar to
stevie wonder part time lover.
part time is a good thing,
you know!
when it is the right time.

third,
as to the harmless and friendly sin-tracking cookies,
now, with cross-platform damnation sync
integrated in symbioses with the system
targets only hell ads based on ones
search history
something like
sodom(tm) compatible and
your ancestor's taboos are patent pending.

fourthly but not least,
bloatware package,
or
the 5000-page holy tax code
is now with nfts file system.
and the seven deadly dlcs video games candies is
now $29.99 each.
less than thirty.
what makes hell great again is nothing
but a simple expansion pack.
no more no less.
get some tea and drink with a smile
and you get me. bless who blessed you first in the space in between
fogs, heat, then rain is
a first option with a first check mark on this critical squared option place.
if you like circles,
we make circles for you where and how you want them to be.

filth with faith, it could be last, but since
we always have known issues,
prayer latency is an average forty years response time.
righteousness ram leaks,
saints go broke,
and report sudden poverty.
prophecy is api deprecated;
so angels
replaced it
with "ai" generated revelations.
a sort of an oracle with a new set of astrological
surgical tools.

sixth-ly,
the system requirements
are democratic and based on justice.
one soul with
no refunds.
blind faith version v.2.3.1 or higher.
compatible with stockholm syndrome.

seven-ly and heavenly,
the user reviews in stars not likes.
one star for "got demonic malware after tithing."
one star for "heaven's customer service is just voicemails of psalms."
five stars for "hell's buffering icon matches your existential dread."

since eight is the number that proceeds perfection,
alternative operating systems are welcomed.
try buddhism-os, it is an open source os.
i call all its variants the buntouz that delivered a ubuntu.
or let say,
try atheism-dos
my warning to you,
no tech support. on your own.
alt+ctrl +del is sometimes needed
in order to reboot
consciousness.
no guaranteed fixes.
all void worship are cure--rated in utah.
starting from zion park and northward.
north ward means alaska wilderness
with a grisly bear in vicinity is a plus.
or
go navajo and seek the wisdom of water
from lizards, and cactus trees.
it is a waste for a snakes
to kill an individual with your size.
king size or queen size.
it just seeks the warmth.
it is true, ants wait until you are almost bone dry.
than you know what happen?
ant workers do their job, cause they have
too an ant
os.

for mystic developer mode
(be your own hacker)
or
whoever wants to be superuser
with super user special privileges and
root access.
activate using this bash line:
sudo rm -rf /dogma
with great sudo comes great responsibility

warning:
this may void afterlife warranty;
but this developer features my overclock your head and
optimize your mind:
for direct kernel debugging, meditate on /dev/void.
it is the
only solution for now, keep in touch with our community
and our many big heads.
as to root access to creation,
try chmod 777 universe,
it is proven to work immediately.
to bypass angelic middle-ware,
use --force-bypass-salvation flag.

known Issues are reduced to three:
burning bush output too verbose.
third eye causes display driver conflicts.
soul segmentation faults during enlightenment.
nothing one can do anything about it.
it is inherent.
no system is perfect.

sorry,
i am running. i have to go!
bless my kisses, i kiss your blessing.